Blimey, your dosh situation’s on the up and up, innit? You’re so chuffed, you’re practically glowing like a radioactive toad. The thought of slapping down a deposit on a gaff or a motor’s got you buzzing like a fridge in a heatwave. You might even be mulling over splashing out on some sort of nostalgic tat that reminds you of your sprog days. And here’s your lucky charm, my darling: A shiny penny found on the street. But remember, if it’s heads up, it’s good luck. If it’s tails, it’s still a bloody penny, so pick it up, you’re not too posh!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!