Blimey, some fresh-off-the-boat newbies are about to invade your workplace, chucking around their fancy-dancy ideas like confetti at a royal wedding. Hope you’ve got your Wellies on, it’s about to get deep! Meanwhile, some social gathering you’ve got yourself mixed up in is about to serve up an offer that’ll have you jumping faster than a Jack Russell on espresso. You’ll want to snatch it up quicker than a seagull on a chip. And for your lucky charm, how ’bout a four-leaf clover? But don’t shove it up your arse for good luck, it’s not how it works.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!