Blimey! There’s a right big kerfuffle rattling around your noggin, ain’t there? But, you’re keeping your lips zipped tighter than a nun’s knees at a barn dance. One of your chums will sniff out your discomfort faster than a fart in a lift. Convincing other lazy sods to pull their weight or face the music will be about as easy as teaching a goldfish to tap-dance. Not everyone is as keen as mustard, like you, to crack on with the job at hand. Lucky item: A horseshoe. Don’t bother hanging it up for luck. Just lob it at those who aren’t pulling their weight. It’ll definitely get their attention.

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