Cor blimey, you’re a creative bugger, ain’t ya? Always faffing about in some artsy-fartsy corner, getting your jollies. You’re finding all sorts of new things that tickle your fancy and light up your bulb, if you know what I mean. Now, there’s a nipper in the family, probably can’t tie their own shoes yet, but they’ve got a bit of talent about them. Listen here, don’t just stand there like a spare prick at a wedding, give ’em a bit of a nudge, encourage ’em a bit. Who knows, they might turn out to be the next Picasso or just a bloody good con artist, either way, it’s a win. Now, onto your lucky bit. Your lucky colour is puce. Don’t look at me like that! It’s a colour, I swear. It’s like a brownish-purple or a purplish-brown, depends on how you squint at it. And yeah, it’s as ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp, but hey, we can’t all have luck dripping from us like honey, can we?

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