Alright then, you rambunctious bugger, you’re looking at tackling roadblocks head-on like a bulldog with a postman’s leg, ain’t ya? You reckon it’s a piece of cake to bob and weave around troubles when you’re grinning like a Cheshire cat and have faith in your own skills, as dodgy as they may be. Not to mention, squaring up to duties makes you feel like a big shot, doesn’t it? Well good on ya, mate. Now, for your lucky charm – it’s a rubber duck. Yes, you heard me right, a rubber duck. Now don’t look at me like I’ve lost my marbles. It’s not my fault you’ve been blessed with the luck of a rubber duck. So take that little yellow bugger with you, it might just help you float above all the crap you’re bound to encounter.

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