You’re feeling as ignored by your family as a salad at a sumo wrestler’s picnic. You’re wondering why you’re busting your hump, working harder than a one-legged man in a bum-kicking contest, trying to please them when they’re less helpful than a chocolate teapot. Seems like you’re not the only one with this niggling feeling, but with communication skills worse than a mute parrot, nobody’s getting the message. Lucky for you, your lucky charm is a pair of earplugs – perfect for drowning out the incessant whinging. Just remember, they’re about as much use as a handbrake on a canoe if you don’t actually stick them in your ears!

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