Well, brace yourself for a right old kerfuffle on the way to the coalface, sunshine. If you’re parked on your posterior in your humble abode, expect some daft tech hiccups to put a spanner in your works. You’ll probably end up having a barney with a mate or work chum, just to add a cherry on top of your frustration trifle. Keep your knickers on and keep muttering to yourself that things will only get better. Remember, it might be as useful as a chocolate teapot right now, but every cloud has a silver lining. Now, here’s a bonkers bit for you: Your lucky charm is a left-handed spanner. I know, I know, makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine, but who am I to argue with the stars? Just don’t twonk anyone with it, alright?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!