You’re about to discover, quicker than a rat up a drainpipe, that today’s about as good for communication as a tin can on a string. Your gaffer’s gonna kick up a right stink about how you spend your time off, probably because they think you should be dreaming about spreadsheets instead of knocking back pints at the local. If you’re at loggerheads with a foreman, it’s ’cause they’ve got their head so far up their own backside, they think their opinion is the only one that matters. Now, for your lucky charm: a rubber duck. Why? Because even when everything’s going down the plug hole, at least you’ll have a bit of a giggle. Just remember, it’s only a lucky charm if you don’t take it to work and start doing duck impressions in the boardroom.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!