Well, well, well, seems like your domestic bliss has been chucked out the window faster than a drunken uncle at a wedding! You’re having a right old barney with the folks at home and, much like my third face lift, you’re regretting it but can’t exactly shove it back where it came from, can you? Now, some oldie from your family tree is stepping up to play peacemaker, thinking they can stitch the bunch of you back together like a cheap knockoff designer handbag. And what’s your plan? Going to have a natter with your mates tonight, are you? Well, let’s hope they’ve got a better sense of humour than you, otherwise it’s going to be a right snooze fest. Oh, and here’s a bit of a giggle for you – your lucky item is a horseshoe. So, if it all goes pear-shaped, you can always try using it as a makeshift weapon. Or a doorstop. Whichever’s funnier!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!