Blimey, you’re in a right pickle, ain’t ya? You’re having a chinwag with someone about property and family nonsense and you’re banking on them to keep their word, but they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. You’re owed some dosh, but it’s coming slower than a snail on tranquilizers. You’re trying to play nice, not wanting to ruffle any feathers, but let’s face it, sweetheart, it’s time to put on your boxing gloves and fight for what’s rightfully yours. But remember, not everything’s as black and white as a zebra crossing, so don’t be a numpty, seek some legal advice. As for your lucky charm, it’s a pair of boxing gloves. And I’m not saying you’re going to need them for a punch up, but let’s just say, they might come in handy when you have to show them you’re not to be taken for a mug!

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