Right, you’re in a right pickle ain’t you, mulling over all the decisions you’ve made, like a dog chasing its tail. But, don’t you worry your pretty little head, once you give your new harebrained schemes a whirl, you’ll see there’s no need to get your knickers in a twist. The blokes and birds you’re rubbing elbows with are as straight as a die and have hearts of gold, not like your usual dodgy lot. And hold on to your hat, your mate’s got a corker of a plan to make some dosh that’s more exciting than a game of bingo at the old folks home. Lucky charm for you is a three-leaf clover. I know, I know, it’s usually a four-leaf one, but let’s face it, you’re not that lucky, are you?

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