Well, bugger me sideways! You’ve got a fresh face popping up in your life, and you don’t know whether to love ’em or lob ’em out the nearest window. Could be a workmate, a new mate at the pub, or that nosy bugger next door. But listen here, darlin’, if you’re going to be seeing a lot of this character, you better start to play nice, even if it’s as appealing as a kick in the knickers. Now, here’s a lucky phrase for you: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Unless it’s a mushroom cloud, then you’re pretty much buggered. So, keep that in mind next time you’re dealing with life’s little annoyances.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!