Listen here darling, you’re about to be thrust into the spotlight like a ferret in a disco, so put on your best knickers and pucker up! You’re trembling like a wet poodle in a windstorm, but trust me, you’ll soon be strutting your stuff like a peacock on payday. Don’t worry, you’ve got this, love! In the meantime, you’re bashing your brains out over some academic gubbins – whether you’re some swotty Einstein or just a bumbling beginner, it doesn’t matter. You’re going to do just fine, you’ll see. After all, everyone loves a trier, don’t they? Now, as for your lucky charm. Grab a flamingo feather, darling. Why? Well, let’s just say it’s better to have a feather in your hand than a bird in your bush! Wink, wink!

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