Cor blimey, you’re all eyes on the prize, ain’t ya? Got a right bees in your bonnet about these goals of yours, you have. Next step is to figure out how you’re gonna nab it without pulling a muscle or getting your knickers in a twist. Word to the wise, love, you’ve got to be a bit more of a go-getter, a bit more of a cheeky chappie. Stop faffing about, grab life by the unmentionables, and you’ll likely end up head honcho. It’s about as likely as a one-legged man winning a bum-kicking contest, but who am I to rain on your parade? As for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right – a rubber duck. So next time you’re in a bit of a pickle, just remember: when you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember the goal was to drain the swamp. So keep that rubber duck handy. You never know when you’ll need to float above the nonsense.

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