Whether it’s about as exciting as a debate on the EU referendum or as noble as rescuing a cat from a tree, you won’t think twice about grabbing the wheel and driving the bus right off the cliff. You have this incredible knack for whipping up a frenzy, no matter if it’s at the Queen’s tea party or down the local boozer. Catching the eye of the right blokes or birds might just keep this madcap adventure afloat. Your lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Why? Because with the way you’re going, you’re going to need all the luck you can get, mate!

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