Listen up, love. You’d whip out a helping mitt quicker than a jackrabbit on a hot date, even if your ability to do so is as reliable as a chocolate teapot. Now, if you can’t squeeze this act of charity into your schedule, busier than a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest, you’re not just going to let everyone down, you’ll be seen as trustworthy as a fox in a hen house. And here’s your lucky charm, darling. It’s a clock. Why? Because with your schedule, you couldn’t find time in a bloody watch factory. Maybe, just maybe, it’ll remind you not to over-promise and under-deliver. Remember, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless you’ve promised both to different people. Then you’re just stuffed.

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