Well, blimey! Your chum or housemate, bless their cotton socks, is hell-bent on getting you on board with a half-baked idea they’ve cooked up. They’re all giddy like a schoolgirl at a boyband concert, but you, my love, will have to be the down-to-earth one in this partnership. You might need to give them a reality check, and highlight some glaring issues like the whopping cost and the ungodly hours it’ll take to see it through. It’s a bit like asking a cat to bark, isn’t it? As for your lucky charm, it’s a horseshoe. But mind you, don’t go nicking one off a horse, they’re not too fond of that. Instead, why not get yourself a nice little keyring version? It’s less likely to get you a kick in the nethers.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!