Cor blimey, mate, you’re gonna have a chinwag with the old gang you ain’t seen since the Beatles split up. It’ll be more entertaining than a Benny Hill rerun, promise! And, oh, your love life’s coming up roses – finally! You’re about as subtle as a sledgehammer when it comes to sensitive topics, but you’re getting the hang of it now. So, you and your other half are finally gonna sort out that pickle you’ve been in. And here’s your lucky charm – a four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, with your luck, it’ll probably be a three-leaf one that’s been through the wash!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!