You’re not one to fanny about, are you, darling? You like to know which way the wind’s blowing, especially when you’re about to drop a bombshell. So, today, if you’re planning on starting any grand schemes or harebrained ideas, do us all a favour, love, and sketch out a game plan, would you? And could you make sure that every Tom, Dick and Harry tagging along with you has the foggiest idea of what they’re supposed to be doing? We all remember the last time, don’t we? Before you start, make sure you give ’em a good talking to. Clear as a bell, love, so there’s no chance of repeating that disaster. Now, here’s your lucky nugget for the day, pet – a lucky escape: “The best way to avoid being hit by a bus is to not stand in the bloody road!” Sounds obvious, but you’d be amazed how many people forget that one.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!