I’ve got a cracker for you today. If you’re not getting your knickers in a twist with some arty-farty nonsense, or fiddling around with some musical mumbo-jumbo to escape the daily drudgery, then you’re not doing it right! Give your noggin a rest and recharge your batteries, not forgetting to take a breather every now and then. And if you’re really keen on avoiding the madding crowd, why not bugger off into the great outdoors? Just remember to keep your distance – we wouldn’t want anyone catching your eccentricity now, would we? And here’s a bit of a giggle for you – your lucky charm this week is a pair of mismatched socks. It’s said they’ll bring you good fortune, which is a bloody sight more than they’ll do for your fashion sense!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!