You’re teetering on the brink of a proper career kerfuffle and picking the right path ain’t gonna be as easy as scoffing a scone at high tea, sunshine. The crux of the matter is chasing what really gives you the giggles. It might sound as frightening as a ferret in your trouser pockets, but taking a plunge into the unknown can give way to opportunities more satisfying than a full English on a hangover morning. Don’t be a stiff upper lip, reach out for a helping hand when you feel like you’re up the creek without a paddle, and keep your pecker up. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But let’s face it, you’re more likely to find a decent cup of tea in America.

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