The first act of your little community knees-up is going to give you a decent gander into how this bonkers project might totter forward. You won’t be gobsmacked to find that bits of bugger all follow bursts of progress that lead to absolutely sod all. This is going to be like a drunken stumble through a maze, one minute you’re on course and the next you’re face-first into a hedge. The end of this madcap merry-go-round? You’ll decide to pack it in and tell the activities giving you no joy to jog on. Toss this into your lucky hat: ‘A stitch in time saves nine’, but in your case, it’ll probably just lead to you pricking your finger and swearing like a sailor.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!