Keep a beady eye, love, on your stash of cash. You might have a bit of a wobble with an investment or some legal to-do – it’ll be as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. Now, there’s a chance you’ll have to trot around for work. You’re about as keen on that as a vegan at a barbecue, but suck it up, darling, it could be the ticket to your next promotion. Your lucky charm is a set of bagpipes. Yes, you read that right. Not only are they a fabulous deterrent for unwanted guests, but they also make an excellent conversation piece. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eardrum.

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