You’re not just desiring success, darling, you’re absolutely gagging for it, and you couldn’t give a monkey’s about who you ruffle up along the way. If some daft muppet disagrees with your grand plans, well, they can take a long walk off a short pier, can’t they? You’re not about to let their prissy opinions slow your roll. And for a special sprinkle of luck, remember this: “A rolling stone gathers no moss”. So, keep rolling, darling, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll avoid becoming as dull as the rest of them. Here’s a tip for you, keep a lucky horseshoe in your bag. It might make your handbag heavier than a lead balloon, but who knows, it might also keep away those who are full of hot air!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!