Your mates are all over you like a cheap suit, hanging onto your every word for a bit of comfort. Your heart’s as big as a house and it’s bloody obvious, but don’t forget to keep a few tissues handy for your own sniffles too, love. Today, set aside some “me” time, because even Mother Teresa had to put her feet up at some point. Concentrate on those harebrained schemes that could potentially drag that work nonsense out of the gutter. Your lucky phrase for the day is ‘Blessed is the fruit loop’, because even the daftest idea could be your golden ticket. Keep it in mind when you’re feeling a bit off your rocker. After all, in a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop, darling!

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