You’ve got a noodle sharper than a butcher’s knife, ain’t ya? Chuffed to bits, spending hours sorting out the nitty-gritty. It’s a proper boon in the office, that. But, for the love of all things holy, don’t start nitpicking at your workmates. No bugger likes to have their cock-ups paraded around like a peacock in mating season. Lucky tip for ya: a bloke once told me, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.” Not sure if it’s the best health advice, but it’ll give you a right giggle.

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