Listen up, love. Some cheeky scamp at work is trying to nick your biscuits, and by biscuits, I mean your responsibilities. Now, don’t you go and blow a fuse, that won’t do anyone any good. Instead, have a natter over a cuppa. Tell them, in the nicest possible way, to sling their hook, because they’re stepping on your toes, the audacious twit. Now, for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right, a rubber duck. Don’t ask me why, I’m not the one pulling these out of thin air. But hey, if it floats your boat then go with it. Just don’t start quacking up at work, you’re already on thin ice!

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