A bit of a kerfuffle in your daily doings might pop up, likely to whisk you off to places you’d never have had on your bingo card. The real knee-slapper is, the same bother you’ve been having at the old homestead will tail you like a nosy neighbour, no matter where you toddle off to. It’s like you’ve got a mind like a non-stop yapper at a village fete. So, stop trying to run away from it, darling. You’re not a bloody Olympic sprinter, are you? Now, as your oracle, I’m obliged to offer you a little something to help you out. Today’s lucky charm is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right! A bath-time favourite, sure to help you float above all this malarkey. Just don’t forget to pull the plug out when you’re done, love!

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