Blimey, your convictions are being given the third degree when the waters get a bit murky. Tryin’ to figure it out with a ‘yes or no’ mindset is purely bonkers, mate! You’re dealing with a right dog’s dinner here, not a Sunday roast. Stay on your toes when you’re thrown a curveball, or something that’s more out to lunch than the Mad Hatter. Mull over every Tom, Dick, and Harry’s point of view and you might stumble upon something you missed, like finding a quid in your old jeans. As for your lucky charm, it’s a chameleon this week. Just like you, it’s got to adapt to every cobblers it stumbles upon. And remember, a chameleon’s just a lizard in a fancy dress – don’t let the posh exterior fool you.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!