You’re feeling a bit like a peeled banana lately, ain’t ya? Vulnerability’s got you by the knickers and it’s not letting go. There’s this old fossil in your life, could be a relative or workmate, who thinks they’ve got the right words to cheer you up, maybe, or maybe not, you decide. You’ve been running around like a headless chicken, playing Florence Nightingale to anyone with a sob story. The Universe, the cheeky sod, is giving you a nudge-nudge, wink-wink to maybe start sorting out your own mess. Yeah, it’s about time you pulled your finger out and focused on your own to-do list, love. And here’s a bit of luck for you, your lucky colour is ‘shocking pink’. You might think it’s a bit garish, but trust me, it’s the perfect colour to match your current life crisis. Paint the town pink, it can’t get any more bonkers than it already is, can it?

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