You’re trying to impress the big cheese with your brainwaves, but it’s like trying to teach a pig to tap dance, ain’t it? They’re as interested as a sloth in a sprint race. If they can’t spot the gold nuggets you’re dropping, then they’re as useful as a chocolate teapot, aren’t they? Perhaps the time’s come to find people who can appreciate your brilliance rather than these blind bats. As for your lucky charm, you’ve got the number 7. It’s a classic, just like your boss’s outdated ideas. Here’s hoping it brings you more luck than their management style.

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