Blimey, today’s got more drama than a royal wedding! You’ll be chinwagging about divvying up the dosh or your prized knick-knacks, but you won’t half be gobsmacked by one tight-arse mate’s miserly ways. They’ve got a tighter grip on their wallet than a nun on her rosary! And don’t get me started on some old codger at work, who wouldn’t know a good idea if it smacked them in the face with a wet kipper. You thought they had the decency of Mary Poppins, but they’re more like Cruella de Vil when it comes to hearing your ground-breaking business plans. Lucky charm of the day: A four-leaf clover. Not because it might bring you luck, but because it’s probably more willing to listen to your ideas than your boss!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!