Keep nagging your pals and office drones to join in on your harebrained schemes. If you sniff out someone’s enthusiasm waning, chuck ’em a few tasks that suit their quirks or talents, just to keep ’em on their toes and make ’em feel wanted, bless ’em. If they ever ask why, just tell ’em it’s all part of your grand scheme to prevent utter boredom from turning their brains to mush. Oh, and remember, there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’, but there’s certainly an ‘I’ in ‘quit’, ‘incompetence’, and ‘idiotic ideas’, so tread lightly, sunshine! Now, here’s your lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. Just don’t stick it up your nose or use it as a bookmark for your erotic novels. You might have more luck finding the Holy Grail, but at least it’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. And remember, your lucky number is seven, just like the number of times you’ve been dumped this year. Chin up, love!

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