Prepare yourself, darling, because you’re about to feel the aftershock from that disaster of a week you’ve had. You’d best mind your Ps and Qs when chit-chatting with the big wigs – you’ve already made enough enemies in high places. And for heaven’s sake, try not to look like a startled rabbit, will you? A bit of eye contact won’t kill you. It might even get you a smidgen of respect. Now, don’t get your knickers in a twist if something goes your way for once. It’s not a miracle – it’s likely just another calamity in disguise. So, hold onto your hat, because it’s about to get as chaotic as a hen party at a gin distillery. And here’s your lucky charm: the number 7. But don’t get too excited – it’s not like it’s going to magically solve all your problems. It’s just a number, not a bloody fairy godmother. Still, it’s worth a try, isn’t it? Better than relying on your charming personality to get you out of trouble.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!