Right, listen carefully, you energetic little wotsit. You could use all that vim and vigour you’ve got bouncing around inside you to sort out your family’s malarkey and give your gaff a good once-over. It might even make you feel like you’ve done something useful with your day, shocker! Now, if you reckon your housemates are slacking off, doing naff all and treating your home like a pig’s sty, keep a lid on it for now. Biting your tongue might be harder than getting into a pair of skinny jeans after a Sunday roast, but trust me, it’s better than starting World War 3 over dirty dishes. By the way, your lucky charm is a dustpan and brush this week. I mean, it won’t clean up your life’s mess, but it’s a start, isn’t it? Just remember, darling, sweeping things under the rug only works if you’re a bloody magician.

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