Well, well, well, look who’s been caught playing Sherlock Holmes in the realm of cheeky shenanigans and backdoor waltzes! I’m talking about you and that old crony you’ve been knocking about with since dinosaurs roamed the earth. It’s quite likely this poor sod hasn’t got a Scooby about the full Monty, so don’t go all Gordon Ramsay on them. Give yourself a minute to put your noggin into gear, and you’ll see the wood for the trees, I promise. Lucky Phrase: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” And in your case, that lining’s probably made of tin foil, but hey, it’s still shiny, right?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!