Listen love, don’t go acting like a royal banker with your dosh, but do keep a beady eye on it. Knowing how you’ve been grafting away like a one-legged dog at a bum kicking contest, you might not feel the impact straightaway. But trust me, your wallet’s gonna be fatter than a butcher’s pooch before you know it. You’ll be raking it in like a dodgy politician in no time, even if your bank balance currently looks like a supermodel’s dinner plate – absolutely sod all on it! Lucky tip for you, darling: Find a four-leaf clover, ’cause with your luck, you’re more likely to be hit by a bolt of lightning. But hey, at least it’d finally give you a spark of personality!

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