Blimey mate, you’ve been chin-wagging with all sorts and it’s left you feeling about as cheery as a wet weekend in Wigan. Instead of becoming a right old grumble-guts, why not take that boiling pot of frustration and channel it into something useful, like cracking open the books or finally tackling that work project that’s been staring at you like a one-eyed cat in a fishmonger’s? Use this time to slip into stealth mode and get your head down. And for a bit of good fortune, your lucky item is a shiny new sixpence. Why? Well, they say ‘find a penny, pick it up, and all day long you’ll have good luck.’ And frankly, with the way your week’s going, you need all the bloody luck you can get!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!