Well, love, brace yourself for a right royal kerfuffle as your schedule’s about to get flipped around like a pancake on Shrove Tuesday. Those niggling issues you’ve had on your plate recently? They’re sticking around like an unwanted houseguest, so pop the kettle on and make yourself a cuppa. It’s not all doom and gloom though, darling, the tides are about to shift quicker than a politician’s promises. So, take a bloomin’ big gulp of air and keep marching on like the trooper you are. Your lucky item for the day? A rubber duck. Just because life might be going down the drain, doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a good bubble bath, right?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!