Well, love, some old pal of yours, who’s been hanging about like a bad smell for yonks, is about to sling their hook from some little project you’ve got on the go. It’ll knock you for six, but after you’ve had a little chinwag with yourself, you’ll be as cool as a cucumber about it. You’re as bendy as a contortionist in a wind tunnel, and you’re not one to kick up a fuss about other people’s squiffy ideas or bonkers beliefs. Lucky charm: Get yourself a rubber duck. Why? Well, why not? You’ve clearly got a knack for going with the flow, so why not have a bath-time buddy who does the same? It’ll be a laugh, won’t it?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!