Oi, your chum or relative is having kittens over their dough situation. Splashing cash on takeaways and posh gubbins ain’t gonna sort out your or their pension plan, now is it? If you’ve pinky-promised a budget, don’t go cocking it up like a drunken sailor on shore leave. Think about tossing any spare quids you find down the back of the sofa into a piggy bank or your old age fund. And here’s a cheeky bit of advice: your lucky number is 7, as in the 7 deadly sins. If you’re guilty of being a glutton when it comes to spending, maybe try sloth instead and just stay home. Less spending, more saving, and plenty of time for taking the mickey out of your mates.

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