Well, well, well! You’re all gobby today, aren’t you? Your sign’s got more drama than a royal wedding on EastEnders! Today, your inner diva is shining brighter than the Queen’s jewels. Keep that noggin of yours open like a 24-hour chippy, and stay as flexible as a contortionist at a yoga retreat. Show ’em how eager you are to dip your toe in the unknown, and you might just pick up something useful, like how to avoid getting a hangover after a night on the lash. Lucky charm: A rubber chicken. I know, it sounds barmy, but look at it this way � if all else fails, at least you’ll have something to laugh at, or hit someone with.

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