Cor blimey, you’ll be absolutely tickled pink to waste some precious ticks of the clock with a mate who you always find a right laugh. You don’t cross paths as often as a priest in a brothel. There’s a palpable fizz in the air around you, as if you’re about to stumble upon a winning lottery ticket in your knickers drawer. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. But try not to carry it around in your pocket, you’ll look like you’re excited to see everyone.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!