If recently you’ve been hogging the spotlight like a fat kid on a cupcake, it might be time to shove over and give someone else a bash at being centre-stage. Let’s be honest, darling, you’re more the ‘sitting in the shadows, silently judging everyone’ type than the life and soul of the party, aren’t you? Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why? It’s yellow, it’s squeaky, and it’s just as confused about life as you are.

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