Oi, you sunshine, keep that pecker up and you’ll find the oomph to knock out that naff task you’ve been dreading. Sure, you could pass the buck to some other mug, but then they’ll be bathing in the glory while you’re left with nothing but a sad little ‘well done’ badge. Do the job yourself, mate, and you’ll have the satisfaction of a job well done, even if it was a monumental pain in the backside. Now, here’s your lucky charm: a worn-down toothbrush. Fun fact, it’s just as good for scrubbing out those hard-to-reach areas of your life as it is your gnashers. Oh, and your lucky phrase? “I’m as lucky as a two-legged dog at a butt scratch contest.” A bit rough, but then again, so’s your luck!

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