You’re not faffing about, love, by insisting on going over all your dosh, insurance, legal gubbins and inheritances. By getting your head around the full monty from the get-go, you can dodge a right nasty surprise. If you know what’s coming, it can’t sneak up and bite you on the bum, now can it? Your lucky charm, darling, is a penny. Only thing is, it’s got to be a penny you found on the street. A dirty one. Cos nothing says “I’m ready for financial responsibility” like picking up germy coins off the pavement, right?

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