Well, love, you’ve been on a roll recently, haven’t you? All those squabbling, fighting relationships that made Eastenders look like a tea party at the royal palace? You’ve been handling them like a champ, just like that time you managed to flip a pancake without it ending up on the ceiling. Your judgement’s been as sharp as a steak knife in a vegan restaurant. Yes, you’ve managed to find a perfect balance, like a pissed gymnast, between being as open as London Bridge at rush hour and protecting yourself when it feels like you’re about to be mugged off. Lucky charm for you? A rubber duck, darling. Because sometimes, you need something that can float through the BS and still come out squeaky clean.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!