You’ve been so busy earning your crust, you’ve neglected your gaff and your kin! You’ve been running around like a headless chicken, not a moment for a bit of retail therapy, rustling up some grub, or even for a flick round with the feather duster. You’ve been putting your blood, sweat and tears into your graft, but don’t worry, love, all this toil and trouble will be worth it. You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank with a pay rise or a leg up the career ladder. Just don’t spend it all at once, you cheeky sod! Oh, and by the way, your lucky item is a feather duster. Yeah, you heard me – a bloody feather duster! It’s about time you remembered you’ve got a house to clean. So, get off your bum and put some elbow grease into it!

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