Well, darlings, it seems you and your other half, who’ve been about as close as a porcupine in a balloon factory, are finally due for a bit of an upswing! You’re both kicking off the week with a clean slate, as fresh as a pensioner in a Zumba class. Chit chat about some new-fangled schemes are already in the pipeline, and quicker than you can say ‘Brexit’, they’ll be up and running. You’re feeling cockier than a rooster in a henhouse about this little duet arrangement. So, hold onto your knickers, love, because things are about to get bumpy. And for those of you looking for that lucky charm, I’d suggest a rubber duck. Why? No idea, but it’s bound to be more useful than your current strategy, and it’ll make the bathtub more fun!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!