Family life is as harmonious as a choir of drunken cockneys! You’re on the same wavelength as that special someone, both mentally and physically – it’s like you’ve got psychic powers or something… or maybe you’re just a pair of boring old sods who can’t think of anything original to do! There won’t be any squabbles about how to waste your precious time together, oh no – you’ll both agree to sit in front of the telly and watch re-runs of EastEnders, quicker than you can say ‘Bob’s your uncle!’ Lucky tip: Always keep a tin of baked beans in your house. It’s not just a lifesaver when you can’t be bothered to cook, it can also double up as a weapon if a burglar breaks in. Plus, who doesn’t love a good fart joke?

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